I was planning to write about Finland but somehow I couldn't find the interest towards the topic. Now I am going to move to Czech Republic and the Daily Immigrant is going to concentrate on my experiences there, but I am also planning to start writing a separate blog about Finland, maybe on some other platform. More about that later.
Today I was trying to prepare a report on my medical history for initial health check before the work begins. As a matter of fact, it was impossible to arrange the medical check to actually take place before the start date. That made me think of the possibility to forge my medical report as I don't actually have a recent one, moreover I don't even know what kind of document that would be. Most of my visits to GP have been abroad for the past year and accessing the information would be quite difficult. So I logged in to our new online account where all the recent medical data is stored. I copied it to a nice-looking template and translated it into English myself. This forgery and falsifying of data took me the better part of an hour, then I finally went to library to print my report of which I was extremely proud. And shortly after that I got a message from my company explaining that the report is not necessary, I just need to explain my medical history to GP during my appointment. tough luck! But it was a really nice fake report..
Australia has really changed me a lot. Never before would it have occurred to me to prepare my medical report myself. I would have asked the health center to provide it and then paid myself sick for translating it. Also, I am moving in a couple of week's time but I haven't even started to look for an apartment or anything like that. Plenty of time later, huh? One of the goals I wanted to accomplish in Australia was to become more relaxed and worry less. Apparently I met the goal, easily.
Ulkomaille töihin lähteneen seikkailijan kertomuksia elämästä ja sen lieveilmiöistä.
tiistai 1. elokuuta 2017
lauantai 17. kesäkuuta 2017
Midsummer Night Madness
The beginning week's weekend is midsummer weekend. Midsummer's day is a big thing in Finland. The origin of midsummer celebration has its roots in the pagan times. The peoples of the Nordic and Baltic countries used to celebrate midsummer on the longest day of the year, i.e. the summer solstice. After Christianity arrived in the area, the Catholic church thought it best to accommodate the local people and incorporate their festival into the religious calendar. As John the Baptist happened to have been born around the time of the midsummer festivities, his birthday was declared the official midsummer's day. In Finnish midsummer is called "juhannus" and the name can be traced back to "John" (Johannes in Finnish. Reading tip: the "j" in Finnish is pronounced as "y", like in "yolk", never like "j" in English). Juhannus always falls on a Saturday between 21st and 26th of June.
So, what is traditional for midsummer celebration in Finland? I cannot speak for the whole country as traditions may differ from one area to the other, but I will explain how it is and has been celebrated in my area. In the past times the midsummer time was considered magic and even a bit threatening, it was thought that evil spirits and ghosts were fooling around on the Earth. A suitable way to repel the potentially harmful influence of those spirits was to be as badly drunk as possible and burn big, bright midsummer bonfires. (Sounds like a dangerous combination, right?)
At the same time it was considered a time when forecasts about the coming year could be made and people used to perform rituals to secure their livelihood and good luck on the marriage market, the latter usually only concerning young girls (which annoys the hell out of me because it's not equal!) When I was a child my grandparents and parents told me that young girls were supposed to collect seven different kind of wild flowers and put them under their pillows, so they would meet their future husband in their dream. Another way to see the future husband was to peek into the well. The image of him should be reflected on the surface of the water. I wonder how many young ladies met the grim reaper instead of the fiance after falling into the well..
For midsummer people used to, and still do if possible, place birch trees on both sides of the entry to the house. It is still traditional to bathe in the midsummer sauna to be lean when it's time to celebrate on earnest. As a matter of fact, even if some traditions will fade, one tradition is going to stick around: Finns have always been and will always be drunk as a skunk during midsummer. And this leads me to describing the ways to die during the festival.
1. Traffic. Midsummer is one of the most popular times to go to the countryside, and that means more traffic than usual. Sadly, it is not uncommon to drive in the state of serious intoxication which increases the risk of traffic accidents. Someone dies every year.
2. Drowning. Midsummer is also a popular time to be on the boat and as many summer cottages are located on a lake shore, there's plenty of fresh water to drown into. I remember at school a first aid teacher once told us that 80% of the people who fall from the boats and drown in the lakes are young men and 80% of them have their fly opened (that is, they wanted to pee to the lake but being drunk ended up falling into the water. Well, there will be no further need to pee..)
3. Fight. When alcohol is involved, people might get a bit aggressive. Especially the ones who have the "drink and fight" gene. So, someone might end up in the hospital or in the cemetery.
There are other ways to end the days during midsummer, too, like alcohol poisoning etc. but let's not dwell on the subject. Juhannus in general is a happy holiday when families or groups of friends gather together. There will be barbecue, beer, cider, plenty of food and weather permitting people will be outdoors. Some skiing centers and other holiday resorts organize their midsummer night's party where it's impossible to run out of alcohol.
One more direct consequence of midsummer night's more relaxed behavior is the occasional peak in the birth rate nine months later. (According to statistics there doesn't seem to be a relevant connection between midsummer and a baby early the next year but this myth still lives and people joke about it a lot. :)
So, are you ready to celebrate midsummer? great! Hyvää juhannusta! Happy Midsummer!
torstai 15. kesäkuuta 2017
The Summer Guests
"I always knew the summer had begun when the summer guests started arriving", my mother told me some time ago. "They would walk to our house from their summer cottages. The house was always full in the summer. They started arriving in May and the last ones left in September." We were driving by the said summer cottage that's been empty all winter now and I was thinking summer is absolutely the best time to be in Finland. See, everyone else is here, too. Even when I was a child I also knew it was summer when my godparents came home from Sweden.
In East Asia people always try to get home for the lunar new year. Summer is our lunar new year. Most Finns who left the country to work abroad try to return in the summer. My home town is in Eastern Finland, it was one of the areas that lost a lot of young people in 60's and 70's when they mass emigrated to Sweden to work for the growing industrial sector, or went to work in the bigger cities elsewhere in Finland. My home town was pretty much empty in the winter but in the summer it filled with people, filled with life when the summer guests arrived. In the summer Finland is one, big, open guest house. We meet people we haven't seen in a year.
Of course Finns travel in the winter too, for Christmas and New Year's holidays and such but traveling in the summer has one advantage over everything else; traveling is easy. It's warm and it's daylight throughout the night. In addition people mostly take their longest vacation in the summer. There is plenty to see, too. Some small, local places like restaurants and cafes in Finland are only open in the summer. I invite you to come to Finland in the summer. We are ready to receive more guests!
In East Asia people always try to get home for the lunar new year. Summer is our lunar new year. Most Finns who left the country to work abroad try to return in the summer. My home town is in Eastern Finland, it was one of the areas that lost a lot of young people in 60's and 70's when they mass emigrated to Sweden to work for the growing industrial sector, or went to work in the bigger cities elsewhere in Finland. My home town was pretty much empty in the winter but in the summer it filled with people, filled with life when the summer guests arrived. In the summer Finland is one, big, open guest house. We meet people we haven't seen in a year.
We call this Midsummer Rose because it's supposed to blossom around the time of midsummer |
maanantai 5. kesäkuuta 2017
The Moomin Mania
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Most people have at least a couple of Moomin mugs |
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I have more than a couple of them.. |
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Containers for coffee, sugar, flour etc. |
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The pages of the Moomin notebook are being filled with notes about job applications sent |
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Plush toys.. |
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Pillow cases |
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Decorative items.. |
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In addition to story books and comics, there are books about the stories and the author |
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Puzzles |
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More containers.. oh yes, I am obsessed |
Moomins
lauantai 3. kesäkuuta 2017
The fires of the fox
This is a short post for those of you
who are interested in aurora borealis. Often times when I'm
travelling people ask me about the northern lights, if I've seen them
and if it's easy to see them in Finland. Well, the answer to the
question is yes I've seen the northern lights, if only three times in
my life. See, the problem is, the northern lights usually occur in
the night and because I am a good girl, I sleep. When I was living
with my parents they never woke me up to see the lights even though
there were winters when the lights appeared most nights for weeks. So
I've only seen a very weak, fading sort of northern lights and I feel
a bit bitter. I spent the best part of my youth huddled up in the
disgustingly cold, unpleasant north and didn't even see our trademark
northern lights. The strongest ”northern lights” I've seen were
during a flight from Bangkok to Helsinki. In some Finnair planes they
can demonstrate the phenomenon, even if it doesn't look perfectly
natural.
Here's some mythology about the
northern lights. People in Eastern Finland believed that a giant
firefox, wagging its tail while running in the snow, occasionally
hits its tail to a rock or a tree, thus creating the northern
lights. Hence the name in Finnish, revontulet, the fires of the fox.
Also, some tribes believed women had better avoid seeing the lights and never venture out when the lights appeared as it was believed it
would induce bleeding. Some northern tribes also believed that
the soldiers who died in the battle still continued to bleed in the
heaven. So, there seems to be a connection between blood and aurora
borealis, because in addition to being a pale green tinged with blue,
the northern lights can also be red.
Planning to come to Finland for some
northern lights spotting? The best time is either early autumn or
late winter. In the summer they cannot be seen because it's too sunny
even in the night. They cannot been seen if it's cloudy. In the
winter in Lapland it's possible to see the northern lights three
nights out of four and the best time is around midnight.
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I don't have a photo of the northern lights, this is a normal sunset |
I will not even try to explain how the
phenomenon forms because it's totally beyond my abilities. Also, you
will find many different myths and legends about aurora borealis
online, I've only introduced the ones that I know well.
torstai 1. kesäkuuta 2017
Entäs sitten?
Australia-vuosi on ohi ja olotila vähintääkin tyhjä ja toivoton. Ei oo töitä, ei oo asuntoo, eikä juuri muutakaan. Onneks on kuitenkin vähän rahaa tällä kertaa. :) Yleensä on mukava käydä täällä meillä kotona, mutta nyt kun jatkosuunnitelmat puuttuvat, en oikein osaa innostua ajastani täällä. Ehkä siitä tulee liian pitkä? Australia oli elämäni suurin suunnitelma. Ajattelin aina, että Australiassa on jotain minulle, että jotain ilmaantuu vuoden aikana, keksin viimeinkin, mitä haluan tehdä. Olin kerran elämässäni positiivinen ja katsokaa kuinka kävi. Australiassa ei ollut minulle mitään, eikä vuoden aikana ilmaantunut mitään. Mutta se siitä.
Mietin, mitä teen tälle blogille sillä aikaa, kun suunnittelen tulevaisuuttani. Ajattelin kirjoitella suomesta, mutta pelkästään englanniksi, koska oletan suomalaisten tuntevan oman maansa. Sitten innostus Suomea kohtaan jäi jonnekin Bangkokin ja Helsingin välille, lentokentällä tunsin pelkkää ahdistusta tänne paluusta. Nyt kuitenkin ajattelin, että kirjoitan Suomesta, englanniksi. Mikäli lukijoita ilmenee useampi kuin yksi tai kaksi, jatkan Suomi-juttuja, kunnes lähden uusien tuulien mukaan.
Syksy |
And then what?
The year in Australia is over and I'm feeling empty and hopeless. I don't have a job, I don't have an apartment, actually there's nothing in my life at the moment. Except a little money from Australia :) Usually I enjoy visiting my home but this time I don't have any plans for the future so I cannot fully enjoy my stay here. What if my stay here will be too long? Australia was my ultimate plan, I always thought a year is long enough to figure out what I'd like to do with the rest of my life, I was sure something would appear, there would be something just for me. Well, that's the one and the only time I've been thinking positive in life and look what happened. There was nothing for me and nothing appeared.
Back to the blog then. I don't have a clear plan for this blog, I don't have a clear plan for anything. I was thinking of writing about Finland only in English (because Finnish people are supposed to know these things about their country). Then all the warm and fussy feelings towards Finland disappeared somewhere between Bangkok and Helsinki, at the airport I was only feeling anxious and depressed. But I think I will follow this plan A. If I have more than two readers for those posts, I will keep writing about Finland while I'm still here, planning for the next step.
PS: It was snowing today :(
Autumn in Finland |
Back to the blog then. I don't have a clear plan for this blog, I don't have a clear plan for anything. I was thinking of writing about Finland only in English (because Finnish people are supposed to know these things about their country). Then all the warm and fussy feelings towards Finland disappeared somewhere between Bangkok and Helsinki, at the airport I was only feeling anxious and depressed. But I think I will follow this plan A. If I have more than two readers for those posts, I will keep writing about Finland while I'm still here, planning for the next step.
PS: It was snowing today :(
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